Q:So, how exactly do you get your hair to stand up on itself? Is your hair a stand user?
Anonymous
Your pun is bad and you should feel bad. Also, I have answered zis question a while back. Dig ze archives!
Q:Hey Polnareff, how come you are such a cutie?
It’s ze hair.
Because I’m worth it.
Q:Can I put about 150 very powerful magnets on Silver Chariot?
Anonymous
Only if you can work out how ze fuck they work.
Bonjour! I have returned. Still not doing ze arts, though. It is hard to draw when you don’t have your good hand. And are also a turtle.
Truthfully? Yes.
I’m fairly certain every stand user has done it at least once or twice.
After all, your stand is a very intimate part of you, and sometimes, you are your greatest lover.
Ever try to bang a sentient piece of armour?
Pro tip: don’t.
Changing my url for the night in honour of the lovely Vanilla Ice
#and Polnareff YOU SORE LOSER #hey Ozu soon we can make a whole Vanilla!
♥
Sore loser? Remind me which of us died in that battle, again?
Q:omfg i love you
Zis is not a question.
But thank you.
silverchariotrequiem reblogged your post: What is all this fascination with my choices of…
Because unlike your lack of pants, ze muscle shirt is not a blatant attempt to show off my package.Perhaps it’s because you have nothing to show off!
Or perhaps it’s because of some common fucking sense when it comes to fashion. Ever notice anybody else walking around with ze cock-bulge? I didn’t think so.
What is all this fascination with my choices of clothing?!
I see nobody pestering the Frenchman on his decision to wear that ghastly asymmetrical muscle shirt.
And I do not hate pants for the record. I just feel that I shouldn’t hide my greatest physical assets.
Because unlike your lack of pants, ze muscle shirt is not a blatant attempt to show off my package.
Q:What if there was a man with 2 left hands?
Well zen he would be ze opposite of J. Geil, and all would be well.
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